Here is a song I have written, inspired by a recent tale of woe from Bob Byrne.
"I was just standing at the bus stop when WHAMMO!!! this 4 year old girl socked me in the daddybag. That’s all I have to say about it."
How had I never heard the word daddybag before? It had me in stitches the whole day after I read Bob's post and then slowly, as though by magic, a song began to form...
'Daddybag... Daddybag... Oh woah Daddybag...'