There is a move afoot, in Irish comic circles, to produce a comic of stories about getting bashed about the tenders. I support this endeavour. Through the medium of song.
Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, OK Erok is proud to present... Daddybag. (Inspired by a true story of misfortune, capriciousness and vile fate.)
Lyrics:
You really hurt me in my daddybag
You hit my sack and you made me sad
Little girl why you hate my nad?
What I do to make you so mad?
Daddybag
Daddybag
Daddybag
Daddybag
D to the A double D Y B to the A to the G
A little girl hit me...
D to the A double D Y B to the A to the G
A little girl hit me...
Daddybag etc.