Showing posts with label Science Fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Science Fiction. Show all posts

05 June, 2009

Review: Terminator: Salvation



Like
Ridley Scott's Alien, James Cameron's
Terminator featured a striking score, gut wrenching tension and a dynamic cast. Like Alien, Terminator maintained a sort of cult status until Cameron blew them up with big budget sequels. From atmospheric origins, both developed big franchises. But while the Aliens films have devolved into schlock (as anyone who has seen Alien V Predator can atest), the Terminator films have been far better up to now.

The Terminator films have stuck to their original premise: in the near future, a computerised defence network - Skynet - becomes self-aware and wages total war on humans. Identifying John Connor (future leader of the human resistence) as the one threat to its dominance, Skynet sends a cyborg hitman back from the future to nip it in the bud.

Terminator: Salvation breaks continuity with previous films in many ways. And while the recent Star Trek showed that it is possible to take new directions and remain faithful to the spirit of a film's history, Salvation does neither.

The film takes place in 2018, during humankind's guerilla warfare against the machines. John Connor is a prominent military leader, whose regular radio broadcasts inspire the scattered pockets of human resistence.

The plot effectively concerns Connor's attempt to rescue human prisoners - and one in particular - from a Skynet prison camp, although there are plenty of diversions, theatrics and ornamentations along the way. In fact, there are three storylines, none of which mesh comfortably, and despite its almost two hour running time, it is thin on story.

Salvation bears all the trademarks of Hollywood 'development', mashing disparate elements together to tick the boxes of what market research focus groups predict will sell. It is chock full of fanboy references to the style of the first two iconic Terminator films, without retaining any of the substance of those films's success.

The absence of Arnold Schwarzenegger, who utterly embodied the role of the implacable Terminator, hangs over Salvation like a pall. Christian Bale, as John Connor, is the stand-out performer, but his characteristic 'intensity' is wasted on a thin role among many thinner ones.

It is worth bearing in mind that Salvation's director, McG, is a journeyman director, whose previous credits include Charlie's Angels, TV show Fastlane and music videos for pop group The Pussycat Dolls. In short he is steeped in shit.

The relentlessness of the machine hunter and the courage and resilience of its human prey gave The Terminator and Judgement Day a kind of mythic depth, beyond the emotional thrills. In Salvation 'grit' is a visual style, but the fear of extermination and personal doom is absent.

13 May, 2009

Review: Wolverine and Star Trek

Two film franchises expanded this month.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine is a prequel/spin-off to the X-Men films (which themselves tie into the larger
Marvel Universe, as we're sure to see on screen in due course). Star Trek is also prequel of sorts, grafting onto the trunk of the Star Trek mythos.

How did Wolverine become Wolverine? X-Men Origins: Wolverine
, presuming this is a question worth answering, follows the relationship and rivalry between mutant half-brothers, James Logan and Victor Creed, via their involvement with evil government scientist William Stryker. Their divergent paths - Logan's towards a normal life and Creed's towards violence and savagery - lead them to become Wolverine and Sabretooth, respectively.

The wild success of the X-Men franchise was due, in no small part, to Bryan Singer's witty direction of the first two episodes. Similarly, the Spiderman films and the recent Iron Man, benefitted from the strong authorial stamps of Sam Raimi and Jon Favreau respectively. The producers of Wolverine tried the same route, hiring Gavin Hood (Tsotsi and Rendition) to direct.

The action sequences are competent, but much of the characterisation is flat and uninteresting, with a consequential tonelessness across the piece. Like the disappointing X-Men 3, Wolverine feels functional, formulaic and indifferent to its material. The character of Wolverine is shorn of much of ambivalence, mystery and vulnerability that made him interesting in the first two X-Men films. And none of the supporting characters are well developed.

Of course Hugh Jackman is fine and veteran character actor Liev Schreiber puts in a menacing performance as Creed, but the plot is convoluted, trite and obscure by turns and serves mainly to service future additions to the Marvel franchise.

By contrast Star Trek is a veritable love letter from director JJ Abrams (of Lost
fame) to Gene Roddenberry's original Star Trek series, while remaining accessible to the non-Trekkie. It is also a masterclass on the space opera genre, without resorting to the kind of clichés that tebesmirch : cool spaceships, mind-boggling special effects, fascinating characters, strange worlds and creatures, a love triangle, a diabolical world-ending machine, time travel, near-misses and last-minute escapes.

The plot sees a villainous Romulan, Nero (played with earthy vigour by Eric Bana), seeking revenge in kind for the destruction of his homeworld. Can the crew of the USS Enterprise stop him? In so far as this is as straightforward adventure movie, it is Kirk's story, but the emotional core of the movie is with commander Spock - vulnerable, brilliant and arrogant - caught between his human and vulcan heritages and desires, freedom and belonging.

Successive directors of Star Trek films came to realise that the relationship between Spock (intellectual and emotional) and Kirk (physical and instinctual) was the key to its success, but few have interrogated it so subtly, and sparks fly between Quinto's Spock and Pine's Kirk. To do this while keeping the jumping and fighting in focus is all the more satisfying. This is not so much a revision, as a revisitation, of Star Trek's roots.

JJ Abrams has mastered the pace of an action film. Star Trek, like Abrams Mission Impossible 3, veritably sprints along. In fact, like Wolverine, Star Trek is replete with characters and incident, but never gratuitously. And if it can be a bit breathless at times, Star Trek is never boring and how often can you say that of a 2 hour movie?

21 April, 2009

Ballard dies

British writer JG Ballard died on the weekend. He was one of the great twentieth century writers of science/speculative fiction.

One famous quote dubbed him as a great surreallist writer and his insight into the psychological effects of modernity was profound, never pretentious or overwrought. His writing is very beautiful.

Read The Guardian's obituary, Ballard in his own words, an appreciation of Ballard's influence on just about everything and some other articles on him.

11 April, 2009

Something for the Weekend: Big Man Japan



'The foul odor it emits is equivalent to 10,000 human feces.'

What more is there to say?

Big Man Japan - set for release later this month - is the final in Magnet's Six Shooter film series, which also included
Special and the menacing Let the Right One In. More please.

09 April, 2009

The Ennead



Currently enjoying the Lost-esque supernatural, suspense series, The Ennead. Of course, it's a Canadian production. Those Canadians get everywhere!

28 March, 2009

Start Trek: The Chart

'Can you afford to film a planet that looks just like 60s LA?'

If yes: 'Wait, is it the third season yet?'

If no: 'Danger aboard
The Enterprise!'

Create your own Original Star Trek episodes, complete with gardens of Eden, lumpy-headed torturers, hawt chicks in bikinis and misunderstood robots!

24 March, 2009

"Make it so, Sean Gordon Murphy!"

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen eat your heart out!

Sean Gordon Murphy assembles the unlikeliest and possibly greatest team of heroes ever.

Look at Jean-Luc Picard! Click on the picture to see the rest. Name them all and win a special badge for geeks, made out of cold-pressed latinum.

05 January, 2009

Movies I would like to see

My lady friend and I got through an awesome number of Christmas movies this year. Despite this herculean effort I find my appetite is not quite sated. Inspired by bad movies (of which I have seen many), here are some of my favourite movies that have never been made:
  • DeathVixen (aka Avenging Waitress)
    (1985, USA/Mexico) - Supernatural Revenge/Police Procedural
    'Coffee and... die!'
    A waitress returns from the dead to exact terrible revenge on customers of her small town diner. A grizzled veteran detective aims to stop her.
  • ElephanTitans
    (1989, USA) Medical Drama/Mystery/Adventure
    'With great limbs come great responsibilities'
    During a school camping trip a group of teenagers are struck down by a disfiguring illness. Their recovery is accompanied by incredible abilities. Will Andy Boudreaux discover the cause of their illness.
  • Cannibal Circus (aka Carnival of Cannibals aka Midget Holocaust)
    (1980, Mexico/Spain/Italy/Germany) Horror /Adventure
    'Three rings of horror!'
    After the circus comes to town, one beautiful college co-ed after another disappears in horrible, yet clownish circumstances. Will Reporter Marcy Chance prove her dreadful theory or will she become another victim of… the Cannibal Circus.
  • Zorro V Frankenstein
    (1978, Spain/Uruguay) Horror/Adventure
    'Only Zorro can save the little vilage' (sic)
    Dr. Frankenstein unleashes his creature on a poor Mexican town. Only one man can stop him.
  • Vengeance Four from the End of Time (aka Space Force aka Dimension Team)
    (1986, USA) Sci Fi/Action Adventure
    'They came to the present to save our future'
    A group of powerful soldiers from the future enlist the help of a ragtag bunch of high-school misfits to save Earth from an alien invasion.
  • Vampire Hookers from Mars (aka Space Hookers aka Creature di Desiderio aka Blood of the Insane)
    (1983, Canada/France/
    Italy/Luxembourg) Horror
    'Their lethal lust goes beyond the bounds of time and space!'
    A party turns into a night from hell, when aliens invade a college fraternity party.

12 December, 2008

Six of the best: Incoming SF&F films

Keep away Frakes! Keep away!

Here are six of the best forthcoming Sci-Fi & Fantasy films for late 2008/2009.

17 November, 2008

Farewell to Love: A survey

Dear Gwen,

I am leaving you. Firstly, I would like to reassure you that neither of our lives are in danger, nor am I in any kind of ‘trouble’. Neither is it because I have met or fallen in love with another person. It is not because I no longer find you interesting or sexually attractive.

In fact, I love you more than ever in most ways. For example, you are more beautiful now than ever. That is not just my opinion. In the last few weeks I asked friends, acquaintances and strangers - of all genders and sexual persuasions - of varying degrees of familiarity to rate your beauty out of 10. I won’t go into my methodology now, but it turns out you rate a solid 7.375. You are almost 74 per cent beautiful!

And guess what? While all the respondants to my questionnaire found you to be photogenic, they all found you more attractive and funny in person than in your picture. I tell you this because it is unlikely that you will not meet another person.

I will really miss our lovemaking, which is deep, intense and satisfying. Your body is wonderful and I love running my fingers through your red hair, which I will always associate with autumn. Nine out of ten survey respondents agreed that you look ‘amazing’ against a winter sky.

And it is sad that we will no longer have those great conversations. I did not know that about the soap and the Aztecs. Nor did 82 per cent of respondents. I am sorry we will not be able to finish our conversation about the revival of the Czech language; I urge you to reconsider the centrality of the national theatre in the fostering of a distinct Czech identity.

Anyway, I want you to know that I will always love you and never purge you from my memory centres. Please forgive me. 64 per cent of respondents felt that it would be the best way for you to move on and find fulfilment with another being.

Love,

K-7666-V’nak

10 November, 2008

Love across two dimensions

Tommy loves Lily. Wishes he could spend more time with her, even when he does spend time with her. Lily loves Tommy. Wishes she could spend more time with him, even when she does. Lily frequently phases in and out of reality. Like a soap bubble popping, ceasing to be.

It is hard to carry on a relationship over parallel dimensions. It is hard on them.

Tommy might be holding Lily’s hand, when she disappears. There is a smooth hard sound, like that of a heavy lock being turned and a faint smell, like charcoal, like wet leaves. Tommy stands alone on the street, sits alone in the restaurant, lies alone in the bed; he looks surprised, embarrassed, bereft.

He might be about to say something about dinner or the colour of a cloud, when she disappears. He might be about to say something poetic; tell her she is beautiful; ask her to marry him. But Tommy never speaks his heart, because at any moment she could disappear and he would be speaking to the air.

They can go on like that for years, those two. An itch they cannot scratch. A love they cannot ignite. Each waits for the other; waits to reappear to the other. And what if, one day, they do not return? What if Lily does not pop back into being from wherever she’s been?

Tommy could wait like that, wait and worry, until he grows old, bitter, both. He could wait and then stop waiting, meet somebody else, until Lily reappears and derails his life or doesn’t. He could live like that, with a cloud over him, shaped like Lily, like a cut-out of her, until he dies.

Lily could fear for her sanity, fear for his. She could gnaw at herself with guilt, curse fate, for dividing her between time and space. She could pull at him or push him away, hate herself, hate him for the guilt she feels about coming and going as she does.

But they do not do that. Tommy waits. Lily appears. They smile. And whether or not they are in the same dimension, they love one another. They love one another.

03 November, 2008

The problem with Corvalua

Why will noone publish my history of the Republic of Corvalua? It is not because of the significance of the subject: between 1612 and 1738, Corvalua hosted a major trading port for tropical hardwood and sugar cane and a stop-off point for the slave trade between Africa and the Americas. Nor is it because of the time-frame of the study, which charts the golden era of the port from its last days as a French penal colony (known then as Coeurvalois), to the fire which eventually destroyed the city.

The problem is that Corvalua does not exist.

A fiction editor told me it was not fictional enough. ‘The problem,’ she drawled, sucking her white wine through her teeth, ‘is that it could be real.’ I agreed wholeheartedly - I wasn’t drinking - I argued that this was just why she must publish my book. ‘I wrote it,’ I said, ‘and even I’m not sure it isn’t real.’ She would have none of it. She was at least ten years my junior. I suspect she was drunk.

Another editor, this time of non-fiction, and an old school friend, could hardly hide his embarrassment. I cited the incredible feats of engineering that allowed Corvalua to build ‘skyscrapers’ before the advent of reinforced concrete and several underwater tunnels connecting the Quartier Chinois and Port August; its uniqueness as the first state to proclaim Atheism as its official religion, while maintaining (brutally, at times) complete indifference to religious creeds; its Swiss-style democratic system. He saw me to the door with a pitiful smile and I noticed for the first time that he was going grey.

Was it not enough for those editors that almost 250,000 Corvaluans died in the typhus epidemic that broke out in 1729, brought by a British privateer vessel? Or that the fire - which seems to have started in the cathedral - rumoured to have fallen into ‘corruption and luxury’ - consumed a further 90,000 and left a pall of smoke reportedly visible as far away as the Azores? History has been unkind to the Corvaluans once? Are we to repeat the injustice by letting them disappear into the mists of time, even if imaginary?

10 October, 2008

Review: The Mutant Chronicles



Tom Jane must save a dreary future Earth from zombies with pointy arms. Hmm.

Films based on computer games are largely poor (viz Street Fighter, Super Mario Brothers, Dead Or Alive). Sometimes the games themselves are poor, but more often they are simply unsuited to adaptation. Genre films demand strong narratives (and hence strong characters), which are not the strengths of the fighting games and shoot-em-ups that more often make it to the cinema.

The Mutant Chronicles (or MuChron, as I prefer to call it), starts from the further disadvantage of being based on a tabletop wargame of the same name.

Set in the 28th century, MuChron concerns the recruitment, by Brother Samuel (Ron Perlman) of cynical soldier Mitch Hunter (Tom Jane) to lead a mission to destroy an ancient alien machine which turns the dead from Earth’s interminable wars into mutant zombies.

Despite a labourious exposition of its dreary steampunk setting, in which four corporations based on racial stereotypes duke it out for control of the Earth’s natural resources, the whys and wherefores of this world are considered irrelevant to the movie (which, after all is about killing zombies).

Nothing could be further from the truth however. Science Fiction set in distant futures, pasts or worlds demands greater explication of its workings, than does fiction set in a familiar contemporary world which we know intuitively. It is never explained why, for example, 700 years into the future, culture, technology and warfare have stalled in the 1940s, except for the steam-powered spaceships.

Despite the absurdity of its premise and its claim to be an Action-Adventure film, MuChron is a particularly grave affair, high in grime and stoicism, short on round-house kicks, impaling, explosions and witty one-liners (not even an anachronistic knees-up ‘round the old Joanna). Indeed it is pretty short on zombies too.

However, if MuChron lacks in plentiful zombies, it compensates by having Brother Samuel bang on about how Faith is great and how Mitch ought to have some, to which Mitch replies: ‘I’m not paid to have Faith. I’m paid to fuck shit up.’ Quite.

To paraphrase another review I once read, the distasteful result is a feeling of having been robbed of precious time and a lingering and humiliating sense of having misunderstood a not very funny joke.

22 July, 2008

Watchmen



Really does look good. Very faithful to the look and feel of the comic. A lot of people dislike the anti-climactic ending of the comic, so it will be interesting to see if the film gives it more impact. You can view a much bigger, clearer trailer here.

Wired has a good article about the Hollywood 'goldrush' for comic properties.

[via Conor]

02 July, 2008

Review: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Earth is caught in the middle of an alien civil war and only Buckaroo Banzai can save the day.


When astrophysicist/ neuroscientist/ samurai/ rockstar Buckaroo Banzai (Peter Weller) succeeds in trans-dimensional travel, a band of fascist aliens (Red Lectroids) exiled on Earth (led by John Lithgow) steal his device to return to the 8th dimension. The good aliens (Black Lectroids) threaten to nuke the Earth to prevent the Reds coming back.

In the course of saving the day, Buckaroo is joined by his fellow band members/ crime fighters, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, and suicidal girlfriend Ellen Barkin.

I
love pulp Science Fiction and had heard that this film was a cult classic, but I was hugely disappointed. Droll names, zany complications and references to Thomas Pynchon do not make up for the fact that the storyline is fairly muddled and the film is poorly paced.

In his review of the film, David Kehr of the Chicago Reader gets it spot on when he says 'the film gives you the mildly annoying sensation of being left out of a not very good private joke.'

29 May, 2008

Battlestar Galactica


Anybody not watching the final season of Battlestar Galactica has rocks in their heads. Both thoughtful and fantastical, BSG outclasses most other Science Fiction films and TV series I've ever seen.

Like the Sopranos in space, it captures relationships between families, friends and lovers - real, dysfunctional relationships - relationships between political ideals and the realities of government, between religion and faith, between every shade of political idealism, cynicism and pragmatism, as well the relationship between the state and the military. And all of this, with robot baddies!

Check out this
primer on the show at Salon.com to find out what you are missing/get up to speed and this guide to the Last Supper picture above.

20 May, 2008

37 Per Cent

In keeping with the yesterday's post-human/post-apocalyptic tone...

Everybody I know who read it was creeped out by World War Z last year.

Set in the near future,
World War Z gives a fictional account of a zombie apocalypse - which would be a great name for a band - in the voices of its survivors.

The chill factor had as much to do with the zombies as with the book's coldly realistic portrayal of how governments and people react to the crisis and how individuals are repurposed for new social realities.

It will be interesting to see how well this translates to film.

For an added chill, visit the book's website and find out your likelihood of survival. You will never view your 'domicile' in the same way again.

I've got a 37 per cent chance. Post your survival ratings in the comment box.

19 May, 2008

Life Since Cable

Since subscribing to cable, recently, I have taken to watching documentaries on the History Channel, with titles like Deadly Universe!, Mega Disasters! and We're All About to Die! I think the same guy narrates all of them, ominously intoning 'it's not a matter if... but when...'

Luckily, you know longer have to wonder what would happen 'if every human being on Earth... disappeared'; you can watch the whole thing here.

Life After People is a cut above the others. It hypothesises how quickly the Earth would return to wilderness after human life disappeared. I always loved films and stories in which future civilisations discover the remnants of 20th century civilisation (Logan's Run, Planet of the Apes etc)

It's reasonably phlegmatic about our passing; scientist and writer David Brin is one of the talking heads. In short, once we're out of here, it will take about 100-150 years for our cities to fall into ruin and after about 10,000 years there will be no trace of our ever having been. How's that for putting things in context!?